The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
^^the comments. what is air?
:) ppl keep reblogging this..
WHERE DO I BUY ONE!! I NEED THIS!
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What happens when the Almighty Key sees a camera:
Once he realizes that it’s a camera, he smiles.
Then he will go stand in front of it…
and do all sorts of poses.
If someone tries to steal the spotlight from him…
the Almighty Key will push him aside.
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buttercup looks like Hitler
MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.
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